Frank and Vladimir and Perfume
- Jess: Wesley is going to bring me a zebra from Africa.
- Sara: Let's start wearing bright red lipstick everywhere we go and be like WHAT? IT'S NEW YORK, BITCHES.
- Jess: Awesome!
- Sara: I want a monkey named Vladimir.
- Jess: We can arrange that. And we can teach the monkey to ride the zebra.
- Sara: One of those drunk monkeys. Who drinks booze. He will spoon with me. I will potty train him and Frank to use the toilet.....This new perfume is fab.
- Jess: What kind is it?
- Sara: I just saw a girl with a neck beard.
- Jess: Awww you and Muffin and drunk monkey can all spoon.
- Sara: Dior.
- Jess: ew ew ew ew ew ew ew......Nice!
- Sara: I wish Muffin and Bean would learn to use the toilet.
- Jess: This is good. Between you and me we now have an assortment of good smells.....We could train them!
- Sara: I also have a chinatown Burberry perfume that smells like crap in case we want to scare people away.
- Jess: Awesome!
